Then, sniffle until your nose hurts and give your camping buddies a call. Depending on the nearest metropolitan area, you can likely get out of camping by going to some kind of protest or rally. This is a double whammy, as it gets out of camping and it makes you look like you actually care about something.
This is obviously a bunch of work, but hey, you might end up being passionate about something by the end of it! Camping generally involves hiking. Hiking involves walking. Walking involves ankles. Naturally, this excuse, like all the others on this list, involves being full of shit. Sometimes, getting a breath of fresh air can be, well, a breath of fresh air. But, not everyone wants to camp or go hiking seven days a week.
Hopefully these excuses can help you avoid that once unavoidable camping trip. With some preparation and absolutely no shame, you can soon be pantless, relaxed, and indoors. There, the only tick around will be that of your clock, as you waste away on the couch. Just as God intended. Your email address will not be published. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. The Drunk Uncle. Pingback: 9 things to do with your kids when the power's out - Daddhism March 2, Post a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published.
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User Info: HaloBreach. QQ more. And by the way, I'm not a camper. User Info: xDefiant6x. Awesome Mode. Not trolling; genuinely mean it. Get over it. Play the game or don't play. Thanks for the suggestion, but I'm gonna keep playing, because campers Most likely like you are easy kills. If you're suggesting you're not trolling, what ARE you doing?
Ghost with no good alternative, lack of UAV, ridiculous amount of silencer, awful maps, etc. If you don't like that then play a different game. I think BlOps is terrible but I have no right to moan about people playing it in a perfectly legitimate manner. It's not their fault that Treyarch made a game that doesn't appeal to me and encourages low skill camping and if they have fun with that then who am I or, more pertinently, you to criticise them for it?
User Info: tpc I'm just pointing out the lame excuses they use. I realize that it isn't their fault that Treyarch made a game that heavily rewards noobs. Campground reservations online give great details, and if the information you are looking for is not available online, then make a phone call. Pack hand sanitizer and close-toed shoes. Many campers bring a roll of artificial grass rug for the front of their instant tent or cabin tent. Or some of the camper to keep the dirt outside.
Whatever you do, remember that a little dirt never hurt. Depending on the campground, sometimes the restrooms can be dirty and stinky. Tips and Advice: If you brought your air freshener, hand soap, or hand sanitizer for the bathroom, you might make some camping friends. Always carry a pair of shower shoes to keep your feet clean and a shower caddy to keep your toiletries off the floor.
And if you still think the showers and bathrooms are gross, it would be in your best interest to camp at a private campground or RV resort, which typically has a higher price tag, but more excellent facilities. Lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my! Wildlife does live in the great outdoors, and there is a good reason to be scared of some animals.
Tips and advice: Different types of wild animals may be aggressive, but others pose little threat to humans. Talk to a ranger and ask what you should do if you encounter wild animals. Also, make sure you use a perfect hammock or tent that has better protection from wildlife. Most wildlife wants to have nothing to do with you. Be sure to follow food storage regulations. Looking at the bluest sky, I forget all my stresses. Going through the green I try to breathe, more than I do in my reality.
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